10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.