10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.