10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]