10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo