10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.