10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.