10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo