10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"