10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"