10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack