10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers