10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow