10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"