10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."