10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.