10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright