10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The all-in play works everytime but once.