10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.