10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"