10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson