10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.