10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it