10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "No river, no fish."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.