10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT