10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."