10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.