10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen