10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.