10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fook the floosh droo!