10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.