10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?