10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.