10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris