10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)