10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom