10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.