10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim