10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "No river, no fish."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe