10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.