10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.