10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson