10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare