10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.