10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.