10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.