10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.