10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?