10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack