10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway