10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.